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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, January 3, 1891"


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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER, put in the baby's bottle, will divert the Nursery.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER, introduced into the Soup at a dinner-party, will
lead to a serious riot in the dining-room.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER, administered in a sandwich, will choke an Uncle.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER is the general disorganiser of every Household.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER.--A Pinch will thoroughly banish sleep for a whole
fortnight.
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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER.--"An Octogenarian Consumer" writes:--"I was in a
comatose condition for twenty years, when I came across your Pepper.
I had scarcely tried it ere I bounded up from my arm-chair, and have
danced a continual fandango ever since. I carry it loose in all my
pockets, and scatter it on all my friends whenever I meet them. This
has got me kicked out of all their houses in turn; but I do not in the
least mind.


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