SEARCH
0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Prev | Current Page 29 | Next

Various

"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, August 8, 1917"


_Staff O_. This is my seventh drink, and yet, alas!
The Colonel comes not.
_Captain_. Fill another glass.
_Staff O_. I will [_he does_]. The bottle's finished, I'm afraid.
_Captain_. It does not matter. I drink lemonade.
_L. of C._ A doom descends upon this house, I fear;
That was the only bottle left us here.
_Enter_ Herald.
_Herald_. The Colonel comes. Let no ill-omened word
Escape the barrier of your teeth. I heard
Men say his temper's in an awful state;
Therefore beware lest some untoward fate
Befall you; and--I do not think I'll wait.
_Enter_ Colonel.
_He sees empty whisky-bottle, looks at Staff Officer, and--_
[_Here the fragment leaves off._
* * * * *
"Turnouts. Odd colour miniature pony, 36in. high, used to
children, coming 5 years, and Swiss governess and brown
harness; can be seen any time, a miniature lot; L25."--_The
Bazaar, Exchange and Mart_.
It may be right to turn out aliens, but is not this rather hard on the
miniature Swiss Governess?
* * * * *
From an auctioneer's advertisement: "Grandfather Clocks, and
other Arms and Armour.


Pages:
17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41